Customer (holding up a book): What’s this? The Secret Garden? Well, it’s not so secret now, is it, since they bloody well wrote a book about it!
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I announced yesterday that I'm writing a sequel to Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops, which will be published next year. *happy dance*
(FYI Obviously that ---> is not the new cover. Greg will be designing a new cover, and inside illustrations, and it will be snazzy. It won't be me just changing the initial cover a bit in MSPaint. You may now breathe a sigh of relief.)
SO. Like the first book, there will be a section in this book called 'Weird Things Customers Say in Other Bookshops.' & that's where you come in, lovely booksellers!
Now is your chance to send in the weirdest, funniest and down right mind-boggling 'Weird Things...' quotes you have heard. Librarians, we'd love to hear from you, too!
Please send your quotes in the body of an email to me at jenvcampbell@gmail.com, subject heading 'Weird
Things submission.' You can send as many quotes as you like. Please set them out as a script.
Deadline is the 15th November. We had a great response last time, and I'm really excited to see what you guys send over.*
If you could help spread the word to other booksellers, by tweeting this blog post, or sharing it on Facebook walls etc, that would be fantastic. &, if you're reading this and you're not a bookseller or a librarian, then get yourself along to a bookshop and say something bizarre asap! x
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*If you want to see the kind of quotes we like, then check out '
Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops' [UK, Constable and Robinson], '
Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores' [US/Canada, Overlook Press]
It's
out now in the UK & Commonwealth, out in US/Canada 13th September 2012,
Finnish and Swedish translations published this autumn and German
translation out early next year. You can also see a selection of quotes
over here.
Yayy! A sequel!!
ReplyDelete(That customer above should be ashamed. What English person doesn't know The Secret Garden?!) :)
Would you accept some about weird things customers have heard booksellers say? I've racked up a few recently, ha ha.
ReplyDeleteEmilie - Don't worry, I'm aware that booksellers do say strange things on occasion as well ;)
ReplyDeletePosted this to the Abebooks Booksellers. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Sue x
ReplyDeleteOh, Jen. You just made my day with this. We at my bookstore have been debating setting up a Twitter account with things we've been asked or have just overheard. You'll be bombarded with New Jersey quotes :)
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