Tuesday, 14 February 2012
competition: two signed copy of 'Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops'
So, today is Valentine's day. It's also 50 days until the publication of 'Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops,' so here's a competition. There are two signed copies of 'Weird Things...' up for grabs, and anyone can enter. I want to hear the weirdest/worst chat up lines you've ever heard. You can Tweet them, with the link #weirdchatuplines. If you don't have Twitter, you can enter the competition by leaving a comment on this blog post, or on the facebook page.
So, go forth, lovely people. Shock me...humour me...make me worried about the human race. Your deadline is midnight [GMT].
NB: If you post your chat up lines here or on facebook, they still have to be Tweet-length [that's 140 characters or less including #weirdchatuplines]
Go, go, go!