Happy Monday, all. I've been amused recently by the google searches which have landed people on this blog. I just don't understand how some of them ended up here, either. Bizarre. Anyway, they're worth a giggle. Have fun!
'WHY ARE CUSTOMERS SO FRIGGIN CRAZY?'
'Female Black Books Dylan Moran Jen Campbell offspring.'
'how to make sex toys for women'
[I realise this one in because of the 'Weird Book Titles' post, but still].
'John Hegley: I neeeeeeeeed you.'
[Yeah, I'll er, pass that message on.]
'Was Rupert the Bear friends with Robin Hood?'
'Do gay people have sex in bookshops?'
'Fantastic things to say'
[Why, thank you]
'Stop rioting! I'm trying to study!'
'Jen Campbell: giantess.'
[I hate to break it to you, but I'm only 5ft5]
'Is it weird to put my book in a tumble dryer if I drop it in the bath?'
'I have some of Adolf Hitler's old clothes. Can I sell them online?'
[Dude, be my guest]
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